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Stable? That’s for Horses

Stable? That’s for Horses

Regular price $42.95 USD
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Stable? That’s for Horses

Mentally unwell but dressed like you tried.

This unhinged cozy crewneck is for emotionally feral girlies galloping through life in style.

Wear it to therapy. Or better — wear it instead of therapy. (JK. But also… not really.)

❤️ Soft AF fleece interior — for when your inner child needs a nap
❤️ Cotton blend — durable enough for your next breakdown
❤️ Printed neck label — because tags are triggering

📌 Sizing tip: Fit runs slightly oversized — stick with your usual size or size up for extra lounging rights.

💄 Designed by No Sips Given™
💋 Worn by the emotionally unstable (but self-aware about it).

 

Add to cart now — because your sweatshirt should be as unhinged as your inner monologue ✨

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