Privacy Policy
🔒 Privacy Policy
Last updated: July 2025
At No Sips Given™, we believe in protecting your privacy almost as much as we believe in caffeine and sarcasm. This policy explains how we collect, use, and (spoiler: barely) share your information when you shop with us.
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🕵️ What We Collect
Order Info: Your name, shipping address, billing info, and contact details. Basically, just enough to get you your sass.
Website Data: Info like your browser, device type, and IP address (because tech).
Cookies: The digital kind. Used to improve your shopping experience and help you find your way back to us if you ever forget how iconic we are.
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🛡️ How We Use It
• To process your orders and send you the goods.
• To keep you updated on your order (and maybe send you a sarcastic newsletter if you opt in).
• To improve our website and make sure everything runs smoother than your last situationship.
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🚫 What We Don’t Do
Sell your data. Ever. We don’t do drama or betrayal.
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📦 Third-Party Services
We use third-party tools (like Printify and Shopify) to fulfill and ship your order. They only get what they need to do their job — they’re not invited to the group chat.
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🔐 Security Stuff
Your info is stored securely. We lock it up tighter than our last three exes.
We use trusted platforms like Shopify, Printify, and encrypted payment processors to keep your data safe.
No shady cookies. No weird tracking. Just what’s needed to make your shopping smooth.
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💌 Your Rights
You can request to access, correct, or delete any personal info we have on you.
Just email us at holdmydrink@nosipsgiven.com and we’ll handle it faster than you can say “where’s my tracking number?”
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🔁 Changes
We might update this page occasionally — especially if laws change, or we get a new lawyer who insists on more fine print.