FAQ

💬 FAQ — Frequently Asked Sass

Last updated: June 2025

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📦 How long will it take to get my order?

Most items ship in 2–5 business days, depending on how hot your order is and how dramatic the postal service decides to be.
You’ll get a tracking email once it’s on the move.

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🌍 Where do you ship?

We ship to most places around the world—because sarcasm knows no borders.
Shipping times and fees vary depending on your location, but we do our best to get your stuff to you without drama.

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🔁 Do you accept returns or exchanges?

All sales are final—because we print your items just for you, boo.
BUT if something arrives damaged, misprinted, or clearly not what you ordered, we’ll absolutely make it right. Just email us at holdmydrink@nosipsgiven.com within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the problem and we’ll handle it from there.

P.S. Our products are printed and shipped by our magical third-party print wizards. That means we can’t accept returns for sizing issues, buyer’s remorse, or typos in your shipping address. So double-check that sass before you click “buy.” 😘

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⚡️ Can I cancel or change my order?

We do not accept order changes or cancellations once your order is placed — everything moves fast behind the scenes. Double-check your address, size, and sass level before checking out.

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📏 Do you charge more for larger sizes?

Absolutely not.
You deserve to be seen, celebrated, and styled — without a size-based price tag.
Every body is welcome here. Every size is the right size. And every price is the same.
Because that’s what respect looks like in retail.

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🔥 Will your stuff make me hotter, happier, and more powerful?

Um… duh.
It’s scientifically proven* that wearing apparel from No Sips Given increases confidence, sarcasm levels, and the number of people who say, “Where did you get that?!”

*Okay, maybe not scientifically, but spiritually? Absolutely.

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🎁 Can I send this as a gift?

Absolutely. And you should. Just use their shipping address at checkout and prepare to become their favorite person.

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🛍 Do you offer wholesale or bulk orders?

Not yet—but if you’ve got a bachelorette party, event, or a coven of badass women needing a group order, email us at holdmydrink@nosipsgiven.com and let’s talk.

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💋 Still have questions?

Email us at holdmydrink@nosipsgiven.com — or scream into a pillow and try again later. Either way, we’ll be here.