Terms of Service

📜 Terms of Service

Last updated: July 2025

By shopping with us, you’re agreeing to the following terms and conditions. If legalese makes your eyes glaze over, don’t worry — we made it sassy and simple.

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🛍️ Payment & Pricing

Prices are listed in USD and are subject to change at any time. We accept all major credit cards and Shopify-supported payment methods.

We don’t offer payment plans personally — but Shop Pay does (you’ll see installment options listed under product pricing).

We don’t offer every size imaginable (yet), but we do offer the same price for every size we carry — from S to 3XL — because fairness is part of the brand.

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🚚 Shipping

We currently ship to the U.S. (and select international locations). Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking info by email. Shipping times vary depending on the carrier, your location, and the alignment of the stars. ✨

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💅 Refunds, Returns & Real Talk

Due to the made-to-order nature of our products, all sales are final — we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or misprinted.

What we do cover:

• Damaged or incorrect items (must be reported within 7 days of delivery with photos).

What we don’t cover:

• Typos or address errors you submitted (we love you, but we’re not mind readers).

• Buyer’s remorse, accidental orders, or sizing surprises.

• Emotional damage caused by how hard these products hit.

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👩⚖️ Legal Disclaimers

No Sips Given™ is not responsible for:

• Postal delays, weather issues, or customs detours.

• Sudden confidence spikes or sass attacks.

• Coffee stains from laughing while sipping.

• Misuse of attitude (please slay responsibly).

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📧 Communication

By placing an order, you agree to receive transactional emails (order confirmations, tracking info, etc.).

You may also opt into our spicy newsletter for hot tips, product drops, and the occasional perfectly-timed “we see you, Queen” reminder.

We don’t spam. We don’t sell your data. We just like reminding you that you’re a badass who deserves cute merch to match that.

Full tea? Read our Privacy Policy.

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💥 Intellectual Property

All designs, logos, product titles, descriptions, and full-on vibe are the sole property of No Sips Given™.

Don’t steal them. Don’t copy them. Don’t make us get all legal on you — because we will. We look hella cute in professional attire and red-bottomed stilettos.

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👠 Questions?

Hit us up at holdmydrink@nosipsgiven.com.

We’re usually around — unless we’re designing, dog-walking, or daydreaming about worldwide sass domination.

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👑 The Vibe (Final Word)

We built this brand to say what everyone else is thinking.

If you vibe with that, welcome to the party.

If not… we probably weren’t your cup of tea (or oversized hoodie) anyway.

But still — no hate, no harm. We’re all doing our best out here, and life’s too short not to root for each other.

Thanks for shopping with No Sips Given™. We appreciate you — sarcasm and all. 💋