Who needs cardio when you’re already sprinting from responsibilities?
This crewneck is for the emotionally unavailable, athletically disinterested, and spiritually held together by sarcasm and dry shampoo.
Wear it while speed-walking past your boss after showing up 30 minutes late… again.
Wear it while ducking behind the bread aisle like it’s a covert op because your ex just turned the corner.
Or just… wear it. 😎
❤️ Soft AF fleece interior — for post-gym vibes minus the gym ❤️ Cotton blend — breathable enough for your emotional sweats ❤️ Printed neck label — because itchiness is a red flag
📌Sizing tip:Fit runs slightly oversized — stick with your usual size or size up for extra lounging rights.
💄 Designed by No Sips Given™ 💋 Worn by the effortlessly over it.
✨ Add to cart now — because sarcasm is your self-care routine ✨
