Who needs a treadmill when sarcasm keeps your heart rate up?
This ultra-soft crewneck is made for the champions of side-eye, comeback queens, and anyone whose mouth moves faster than their feet. Whether you’re at the gym or just mentally quitting it, this sweatshirt has your back — literally.
Product Features:
• Soft, cozy fleece with maximum eye-roll mobility
• Unisex fit that flatters sarcasm in all forms
• Ideal for gym days, off days, and “I showed up, that’s enough” days
📏 Sizing tip: Unisex fit runs slightly oversized — you can stick with your usual size or size up for that extra slouchy comfort.
To keep it looking gym-fresh:
• Wash cold, hang dry if possible
• Skip the bleach (it’s too aggressive — like your ex’s opinion)
• Low-heat iron if needed
• Dry clean? Please no.
✨ Add to cart now — because sarcasm is the workout.
