✨ Powered by caffeine and questionable decisions. ☕😴
Soft, comfy, and mildly present — just like us before noon. Whether you’re fake-smiling on Zoom, wandering the kitchen looking for meaning, or just existing on low power mode, this sweatshirt gets you. Wear it with pride — and with bags under your eyes.
📏 Sizing tip: Unisex fit runs slightly oversized — you can stick with your usual size or size up for that extra slouchy comfort.
🫧 To keep your sweatshirt semi-conscious and stylish:
→ Wash cold, hang dry if you can
→ Skip the bleach (it’s too harsh — like Mondays)
→ Low-heat iron if needed
→ Dry clean? Absolutely not.
✨ Add to cart now—because functioning is optional. Comfort isn’t.
