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Abso-F%cking-Lutely-Not
~ Abso-F%cking-Lutely-Not ~ Not in this lifetime—or the next.
Stay cozy and stylish with this unisex heavy blend hoodie—your go-to for ultimate comfort on chilly days. Crafted from a soft, thick cotton-polyester blend, it feels plush, warm, and perfect for everyday relaxation.
• Comfortable Fabric: This medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz/yd²) is made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, which provides the ideal balance of warmth and softness.
• Stylish Details: Color-matched drawcords and a double-lined hood add flair and durability.
• Ethically Made: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, Gildan ensures sustainable production with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for minimal environmental impact.
Experience the perfect blend of comfort, style, and sustainability. Your new favorite hoodie is here!